chat up lines (max and paddy)

brummy dubber · 19-08-2005, 10:18 PM

just herd some of paddys chat up line
one i remember working was

you looking for superman (if they say yes) you say well you found him
(if they say no ) you say thats ok i am not super man

whats your best

The Gavnor · 21-08-2005, 10:39 AM

A classic but always a good un!!

Get ur coat you've pulled. :wink:

purple peril · 22-08-2005, 03:05 PM

max and paddy one :

heres 10p ring your mum and tell her your not coming home tonite!

Dazza · 22-08-2005, 03:34 PM

Call a woman over using your finger.

When she arrives tell her to imagine what you can do with the whole of your body if you made her come with just one finger

wolvesdub · 22-08-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by purple peril

max and paddy one :

heres 10p ring your mum and tell her your not coming home tonite!

when was the last time you pulled 1972, its 30p now.

Cr£wcab · 22-08-2005, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazza

Call a woman over using your finger.

When she arrives tell her to imagine what you can do with the whole of your body if you made her come with just one finger

LOL

purple peril · 22-08-2005, 05:00 PM

Nahh, use your mobile!!!!!!

Dazza · 22-08-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by purple peril

Nahh, use your mobile!!!!!!

Is that with the vibrate on or off

kev · 22-08-2005, 08:32 PM

the only one that works for me is:
'i've got a gun...'

villawagen · 22-08-2005, 09:07 PM

have you got room in your purse, for the keys to my 1973 aston villa bay window camper van :wink:

never fails gets me a shag every time :wink: