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Old 09-02-2010, 05:16 AM   #11
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Jamie Fecking Oliver.... (I can't bring myself to look for a picture of him)
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:01 AM   #12
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I have nothing against Mara Wilson, I'm just feeling cuntish today.
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Old 09-02-2010, 08:54 AM   #13
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Oh, lots. I'm a grumpy old man, don't you know.

Richard Madeley, stupid old twat.


Cheryl Cole, dull, limp, lifeless, and strawlike.


I could go on, but there aren't enough face-punches in the world.
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:59 AM   #15
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Can i change to this.
I cant stand this guy.
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:29 AM   #16
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cheryl f*****g cole she really grips my s**t!!!!!!!!
shes soooooooooooo full of s**t!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:41 AM   #17
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You'd never believe this but as I was adding my choice, my boss asked me if I would go to the Bull Ring tomorrow to photograph one of our students who is taking part in 'How to look good naked'.

My wish may come true and I might actually punch this cock in the face!
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Old 09-02-2010, 12:17 PM   #18
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Old 09-02-2010, 01:56 PM   #19
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picture loan advert man

and louis walsh the gimpoid leprichaun.

these 2 spring to mind immediately.
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You'd never believe this but as I was adding my choice, my boss asked me if I would go to the Bull Ring tomorrow to photograph one of our students who is taking part in 'How to look good naked'.

My wish may come true and I might actually punch this cock in the face!
I take it this is going to lead on to a
"I was gonna punch somebody in the face, but instead I took this photo "thread??

There are so many. Russell Brand, top wanker.
Alan Carr, voice sounds like a needle scating across a record
The entire cast of Eastenders, fior no particular reason than it's been a quarter of a century of angry shouting.
That Pseudo effeminate puffy chinese twat, already mentioned, for making old bags with flabby necks and cellulite arses think they are sexy.
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