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Old 26-02-2005, 11:21 AM   #1
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no sex tonight

No sex tonight?

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> > I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women

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> > differ so much.

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> > And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

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> > I have never figured out why men think with their head and

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> > women with their heart.

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> > FOR EXAMPLE

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> > One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into

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> > bed.

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> > Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says

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> > "I don't feel like it,I just want you to hold me."

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> > I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

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> > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to

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> > hear..."You're just not

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> > in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy

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> > your physical needs as a man."

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> > She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just

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> > love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

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> > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to

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> > sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend

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> > time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at

> > a

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> > big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she

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> > tried on several different very expensive outfits.

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> > She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just

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> > buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so

> > I

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> > said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery

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> > department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

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> > Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I

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> > was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing

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> > me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know

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> > how to play tennis.

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> > I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,

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> > honey."

> > She

> > was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

> > Smiling with excited anticipation she finally

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> > said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could

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> > hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel

> > like

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> > it."

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> > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a

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> > baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want

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> > you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my

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> > financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your

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> > shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she

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> > was going to kill me, I added,

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> > "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the

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> > things I buy you?"

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> > Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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Old 26-02-2005, 11:31 AM   #2
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lol pmsl...... kick her in the twat next time, you will then know you will never be having sex with her again... :wink:
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Old 26-02-2005, 11:50 AM   #3
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loved it lol, if only i could get my other half to read it.
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Old 26-02-2005, 11:56 AM   #4
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Good job not all girls are like that
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Old 26-02-2005, 12:10 PM   #5
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dam vicster it just must be all the ones i meet lol
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Old 26-02-2005, 12:12 PM   #6
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Old 26-02-2005, 12:21 PM   #7
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LOL...verygood
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Old 26-02-2005, 12:59 PM   #8
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quality

must remember that one lol :wink:
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Old 26-02-2005, 01:46 PM   #10
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That is sooo True Msc I nearly pissed myself Laughin
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